Posted 37 minutes ago
-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

Man’s best friend indeed.

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

Man’s best friend indeed.

Posted 2 hours ago

guardgenie:

that guy in the back is me

I’m the one with the pencil.

Posted 5 hours ago

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

Posted 6 hours ago

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

Posted 6 hours ago

projared:

[TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK]

I present to you, without context, a preview of the next ProJared video.

Posted 7 hours ago

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

(Source: homovikings)

Posted 7 hours ago

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [x]

Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [x]

(Source: youarenotsalinger)

Posted 7 hours ago

k-eke:

Sakura no Greninja.

Greninja is Amphinobi in french =) 

Greninja, Gre is a part of  the french name : Grenouille who means frog ^^

Now you know where the name comes from ^^ 

Blossom ^U^

Posted 7 hours ago

qlandy:

demomann:

image

somebody who doesnt play tf2 explain this picture to me

that is Hugh the hot dog king. he is king of all the hot dogs, and this picture is him basking in the glory of his hot dog hoard.

It’s good to be the king.

Posted 7 hours ago

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Because Henry VIII loved that game a bit too much.

Posted 7 hours ago
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

It’s a metaphor. See, the red symbolizes passion and the calligraphy is symbolic of a skill that takes years of practice. The actual words being written represents how we are our own worst critics.

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

It’s a metaphor. See, the red symbolizes passion and the calligraphy is symbolic of a skill that takes years of practice. The actual words being written represents how we are our own worst critics.

(Source: johto-jordan)

Posted 7 hours ago

littleredlala:

warteeth:

do you ever see someone cosplaying a character you’re about to cosplay to a con but they look 10x hotter and you just 

image

yup

You would fuck a toaster? Because let me tell you I wouldn’t.

Posted 8 hours ago

omgspiffy:

I’VE CREATED A MONSTER.

A Pocket Monster?

Posted 8 hours ago

(Source: otakuheart)

Posted 8 hours ago

jeiae:

"I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me noticing you noticing my sweet-ass shoes in the new Smash Bros. game!"